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{"type":"standard","title":"Eta Hentz","displaytitle":"Eta Hentz","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q67163161","titles":{"canonical":"Eta_Hentz","normalized":"Eta Hentz","display":"Eta Hentz"},"pageid":70748419,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/1945_Mme_Eta_Hentz_evening_dress_with_bustle_bow_01.jpg/330px-1945_Mme_Eta_Hentz_evening_dress_with_bustle_bow_01.jpg","width":320,"height":366},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/1945_Mme_Eta_Hentz_evening_dress_with_bustle_bow_01.jpg","width":786,"height":900},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1199717812","tid":"16f0abd6-bd4f-11ee-9115-f4c4022681e4","timestamp":"2024-01-27T20:03:08Z","description":"Hungarian-American fashion designer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eta_Hentz","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eta_Hentz?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eta_Hentz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eta_Hentz"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eta_Hentz","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Eta_Hentz","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eta_Hentz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eta_Hentz"}},"extract":"Eta Valer Hentz (1895–1986) was a Hungarian-American fashion designer active in the US from the 1920s to the 1940s. Mainly known as Madame Eta, she was particularly known for flattering ready-to-wear clothing inspired by Ancient Greece and the Middle Ages.","extract_html":"
Eta Valer Hentz (1895–1986) was a Hungarian-American fashion designer active in the US from the 1920s to the 1940s. Mainly known as Madame Eta, she was particularly known for flattering ready-to-wear clothing inspired by Ancient Greece and the Middle Ages.
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